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Tuesday, 14 June 2011

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Cynthia Sexton Cox, 39, the in-demand American star of An Inconvenient Truce and 2010's The 100-year-old Virgin, has earned a cool $200,000 for just one day's work.

Sexton Cox, who is currently in Abu Dhabi filming a follow-up to her mega-successful comedy The 100-year-old Virgin, was flown First class to Moldova last week to appear in one episode of Moldova's Next Top Model Car.

Sexton Cox worked for six hours, draped semi-naked over an oversized model car.

She was also required to purr like a cat and slurp milk from a bowl.

The episode will screen on cable channel ATN in October.

Moldova's Next Top Model Car bears a format almost identical to Tyra Banks' popular CW hit America's Next Top Model, but producers have thus far failed to credit Banks or her production company.

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