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Saturday, 11 June 2011

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A photo of a dog that Christina Aguilera rescued and which she named "Gaga Balls" in honor of Lady Gaga.

BEVERLY HILLS - A mutual friend of Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera has informed the entertainment media that their feud is still very much on the front burner.

Noted hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue revealed to Voodoo Dupree of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette that the two singers are still quite upset with each other.

Fondue stated that two days ago he did Christina's hair and he noted that Lady Gaga keeps on bringing up the fact that ChrisAg had flubbed the words to the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLV.

Christina reminded Lady Gaga that she was on the national scene way before her so in essence she (Gaga) has actually stolen her blonde look, her unique style, her toothpaste commercial smile, and the way she waxes her legs where her hair will not grow on them for up to two full months or 80 days as Sarah Palin would say.

Lady Gaga recently told Ellen DeGeneres that she thinks that Christina might be gay or to put it in layman's terms ChrisAg may be a lesbianite.

DeGeneres smiled and informed Lady Gaga that she herself is a lesbianite. Lady Gaga giggled and told her that she did not believe her. Ellen took out her wallet and showed her a photo of her wife Portia DeGeneres.

Lady Gaga blushed and told Ellen that she was pulling her leg and she recognized the photo as being the kind of fake photo that comes with the wallet.

Ellen then pulled her jeans down and showed Lady Gaga that she was wearing men's boxer shorts. Lady Gaga got all embarrassed and told Ellen that she has nothing against Lesbianites and that her pedicurist, her manicurist, her fishing guide, and her head of security are all lesbianites.

Ellen told Gaga that she thinks she likes Christina Aguilera better than her because ChrisAg does not put down lesbianites, gays, transgenders, or Republicans.

Lady Gaga stood up to walk off the show. As she turned she told Ellen that she has never been liked by the lesbianite community but that it's okay because she knows that she is in good company with other famous people that lesbianites also don't care for like Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, and now that silly ass, unfunny, black bro comedian Tracy Morgan.

In other news. Burt Reynolds says that he has gotten so much plastic surgery done lately that he feels like getting a tattoo on his upper arm that says "Made in Japan."

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