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Monday, 6 June 2011

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One of the black bear inhabitants of Yellowstone National Park.

INDIAN CREEK, Wyoming - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev decided to take advantage of a two day break in the filming of their new vampire epic The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell.

The film which is being directed by the famed Monteverdi Brothers Amaretto and Staccato was halted for two days while their co-star Brooklyn Decker gets over her bout of tonsillitis.

In the Lions Face Films and TouchRock Films production, Decker stars as Grandina, a sultry female vampire who has the unique distinction of being the sexiest vampire in the history of vampires.

Grandina is the cousin of Nina Dobrev's character Frothina. Both girls become very adept at getting pretty much what they want from the male vampires by merely wiggling what their mama's gave them.

After Brooklyn came down with tonsillitis the Monteverdi Brothers decided to shut down production for two days and give Miss Decker time to get over her throat problem.

Nina and Ian decided to take advantage of the break in the filming and traveled from Walla Walla, Washington, where the movie is being filmed, over to Indian Creek, Wyoming which is located right next to Yellowstone National Park.

The two stars of the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries have virtually been inseparable since they started dating back in February after they were spotted nuzzling below the Santa Monica Pier.

Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune reported that she talked to Yellowstone National Park Ranger Bisbee "Binoculars" Wisenmertz, 39, and he informed her that he had seen the two individuals down by Sheepeater Cliff on a blanket and the two appeared to be vo-di-oh-doe-ing, which is what the locals call the act of vavavooming.

Ranger Wisenmertz said that he talked to the couple and informed them that they really needed to be careful because he noticed that they had a Big Mac burger sitting on the blanket and Yellowstone National Park black bears love Big Mac's even better than they love Purina Bear Food.

Ian and Nina thanked the ranger for the information. They both signed his Smokey The Bear Hat, and they left Yellowstone driving back to their Motel 6 presidential suite in Indian Creek where they figured they would simply caress and snuggle in the privacy of their motel room.

Other Movies By Amaretto and Staccato Monteverdi -

  • Revenge of The Vajazzled Vixens
  • The Vampire Diet
  • The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade and Two Straight Ones
  • Dictators Without Borders

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