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Friday, 3 June 2011

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Rielle Hunter bears an uncanny resemblance to Camilla Parker-Bowles. (Photo courtesy of John Edwards).

FORT LAUDERDALE - One of the most famous photographers in recent history is back on the front pages.

Rielle Hunter, who gave birth to Senator John Edwards love child, has told a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is fed up with all of the game playing that baby daddy Johnny (Edwards) is putting her through.

She let Tapioca Swizzle of 3T know that Edwards first promised to marry her back in February and here it is June, four months later and he has not even bothered to ask her for her ring size.

Hunter who first met Edwards over three years ago when she was working as his campaign photographer/collateral damage director noted that she has put her life on hold waiting for the senator from North Carolina to make an honest woman out of her by making her the new Mrs. John Edwards.

Rielle said that she is so upset with "Flaky" Edwards that she is thinking about telling her 2-year-old daughter Frances Quinn Hunter when she grows up that her real father is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Hunter did say that she will no longer play the lady-in-waiting and that she has called up Johnny "No Nads" Edwards and told him that she is officially ending their relationship and this time she doesn't care if he once again goes and cries more tears than Brett Favre, John Boehner, Meat Loaf, and Glenn Beck combined.

Rielle told Miss Swizzle that she is planning on returning the 2009 Hyundai Accent, the Suzuki DR-Z400E Motorcycle, the Safari Inflatable Kayak, and two of the three sheep that Edwards bought for her throughout the course of their relationship.

In other news. Vice-President Joe Biden has told Anderson Cooper that he does not care about the rumors that he is gay and that he still thinks that he is a whole lot cuter looking than Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity. and Ellen DeGeneres.

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