Written by Gordon Clarke
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Topics: Bee Gees

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

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Liverpool comedian John Bishop has finally admitted to the worst kept secret in show biz. He used to be a Bee Gee. In fact he is Barry Gibb.

"I spent thousands on face lifts and plastic surgery but my true identity was exposed by my dental records.

"Although I had a successful singing career for over forty years, secretly I have always wanted to be a comedian. However things haven't turned as well as I would have hoped, as I have now discovered, more people laughed at me when I was singing.

"It's a Tradgedy . I don't know what the future holds for me now. "

Don't worry about it John/Barry. At least you will always have Massive Chew Sets.

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