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Sunday, 6 November 2005

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HandBag Club: Trendy location of recent public spat

Waning Pop Star Britney Spears has rubbished rumours about her marriage to Kevin Ferderline being on the rocks by speaking out about how much she enjoys being married and treating us with a fascinating insight into her daily life with hubby Kevin and bouncing Baby Sean Preston Macclesfield. In recent reports it has been revealed that the pair, only in their first year of marriage (and lets admit it none of us thought they'd get even get that far) have been witnessed rowing at various Los Angeles hotspots. Including a recent public spat outside Liza Minelli and David Gest's jointly owned HandBag Club in Palm Beach.

But now Britney has shocked the world by denying such rumours. "Y'all to me marriage to the right man is a blessing, a treat from god," says the International megastar, "I have been truly blessed and i thank the Lord my god every waking minute for this blessing he has given me. As for these roumours about my marriage being in strife? Lord, people will say just about anything to sell a newspaper, dang it y'all praise Jesus y'all".

She continued her strenuous denial by revealing her daily routine, trying to prove herself as just a ‘normal southern gal'. Although all it seemed to indicate is that they eat a whole lot of chicken and have a weirdly close relationship to god, who she descries as her 'homeboy'. Celebrity Commentator and Britney Spears fan Giles Limdiq comments; "it is a very tense time for the young couple at the moment, Britney is trying to balance a new child with a new husband and to some it seems all Kevin is doing is trying to balance his beer and his cingarolla."

Husband Kevin Ferderline (Rap name, Gold Diga), who's debut single reaches our shelves (lord save us) in just a few short weeks stood defiantly by his wife to re enforce that their marriage is indeed not in trouble. "Every relationship goes through a little teething trouble but i think that it strengthens you," revealed the artiste,"it has certainly given me the inspirations for my new song ‘Y'all aint ready' out December 9th."

Kevin's new venture into the world of rap is truly showing the world that this is a couple to be reckoned with who have true unmistakable raw talent and are far far away from any rocks. We wait with baited breathe for the couples first duet.

Britney's brand new fragrance 'Britny Spears Mint' is out in stores next week.

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