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Monday, 16 May 2011

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London's Lennon & McCartney Building which houses The Liquid River Thames Talent Agency.

LONDON - It is generally accepted now by most world wide media publications that Pippa Middleton is officially the most famous Pippa in history along with the most famous Middleton in history.

In the world of socialites, the 27-year-old native of Reading, Berkshire, England is considered to be the Paris Hilton of Great Britain.

But as Loretta Piffinshaw of England's Ta Ta For Now News noted Pippa, whose real name is Philippa Charlotte Middleton has actually now become more popular than Michelle Obama, Queen Elizabeth, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, Paris Hilton, and Ke$ha combined.

Young Middleton has become so popular that she has actually signed on with a talent agency. The sister of Kate Middleton, aka The Duchess of Cambridge is now represented by the Liquid River Thames Talent Agency.

The LRTTA also represents such other well know celebrities as Pixie Lott, Aishwarya Rai, Cat Deely, Prince Philip, Dannii Minogue, and Chicharito.

Ms. Piffishaw caught up with Pippa Middleton at The Joan of Arc Pub in Soho. As the two sat at a table sipping on some Stella Artois Puffinshaw asked if the rumors about her having had breast augmentation were true.

Pippa angrily put down her glass and remarked that she is tired of hearing that rumor and she has asked the person who started it to stop spreading it around.

When asked who had started the rumor Middleton said that it was a woman who lives in Pimlico named Vendetta Marleen Clickfunker, 27.

She went on to say that Clickfunker was still upset because two years ago Pippa had called her a fat cow in front of three nuns while all were having a good time at The Fog of London Pub.

Middleton did admit that yes she has had some excess skin on her left elbow removed but that she has never ever had her hooters enlarged.

In other news. Simon Cowell has said that he has dropped his planned purchase of Windsor Castle because it literally would have cost a small fortune just to have had the whole place repainted.

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