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Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger shown at an L.A. Lakers game...ah make that at an L.A. Dodgers game.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The parents of Destiny Hope Cyrus, 18, better known as, Miley Cyrus have told their daughter that they are proud of her on her new boyfriend choice.

Patrick Schwarzenegger, 17, is the son of the former governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Maria Shriver (but that's another story).

El Pat, as his friends, teachers, and ex-girlfriends call him first met Miley as she was sitting at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Pomona.

He walked up to her and noticed that she had spilled a little bit of hot sauce on her shirt sleeve. He offered to wipe it off and she said why not and let him have a go at her hot sauce.

It wasn't ten minutes before Miley was giving Patrick her cell phone number. She even called up her parents and told him that she had just met the son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver.

When she told her dad, the former country artist known as Billy Ray Cyrus, that Patrick was actually a year younger than her the elder Cyrus let out a yell that would scare away vultures.

And Miley's mom Tish was so happy she didn't realize that she had forgotten to put on her lipstick and one of her high heeled shoes.

Both parents told Miley that they were glad that she had finally found someone younger than her, who she could boss around and not someone older who would treat her as if she was nothing more than an iPad.

Billy Ray and Tish like Patrick Schwarzenegger so much that they invited him to fly down to Cabo San Lucas with them and stay with the Cyrus family at the luxurious Pancho Villa Resort Villa.

The young couple had a great time, making sand castles on the beach, playing volleyball, making out, going snorkeling, watching a bullfight, making out, and going to a piñata factory and seeing first hand how piñatas are made.

Tish Cyrus appeared on The View and she told Joy Behar that she has not seen Miley this happy since she was seven and she lost two teeth and the tooth fairy brought her two dollars.

GOPrincess Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter says that the rumors that she is moving to Portugal are totally false.

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