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Sunday, 8 May 2011

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Donald Trump's personal jet nicknamed, "The Flying Hairdo."

NEW YORK CITY - The woman who was named The 2010 Playboy Playmate of The Year and is regarded as one of the top glamour models in the world stated that she was thrilled beyond belief to get fired from Donald Trump's little out-of-control reality show Celebrity Apprentice.

Hope Dworaczyk [pronounced: DE-LA-WARE] told Bedroom Pillow Talks Gazebo Serengeti that she has never, ever found herself in a more uncomfortable situation as she found herself in with the likes of Star Jones and NeNe Leakes.

Hope said that both Jones and Leakes are so mean that they could enter the wrestling ring as a tag team against two of the meanest pit bulls in America and the two sistas would beat the hell out of the pit bulls within two minutes flat if not quicker.

She added that Star "The Law Ho" Jones is so mean that she eats lobsters directly out of their lobster tanks at seafood restaurants. She also said that several Halloweens ago Star has tased her own grandmother as a Halloween prank.

And NeNe "The Black Amazon" Leakes is no better. Hope said that NeNe who is as big as an NFL defensive lineman can put away a whole, fully-cooked Butterball turkey all by herself and then chase it down with two cans of tuna fish.

Hope said that the reason that Trump fired her, and not Star or NeNe was because he wanted to pit the two black women against each other.

Miss D noted that as much as Star Jones and NeNe Leakes hate each other one or the other is sooner or later going to end up biting the hell out of the other.

Hope confessed to BRT that she has never been around two more angrier, bitter, back-stabbing bitches as Star Jones and NeNe Leakes.

Celebrity Apprentice castoff Gary Busey recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk that the first time he saw Star Jones and NeNe Leakes yelling, screaming, and hollering at each other he got so scared he peed in his pants.

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