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Sunday, 1 May 2011

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A globe showing exactly where Australia is located. (Photo courtesy of Nicole Kidman).

SYDNEY, Australia - Young singing sensation Justin Bieber says that it will take more than half a dozen eggs tossed at him to deter him from doing what he loves more than anything else in the world - and he giggled and remarked that no he did not mean making out with girlfriend Selena Gomez.

Young Justin was performing at The Hippity Hopping Kangaroo Coliseum in Sydney when suddenly six eggs rained down out of the audience and onto the stage while Bieber was performing his hit song "Just Chillaxin' With My Best Girl On A Chilly Canadian Night."

Bieber, who is in excellent physical shape did not miss a dance beat and merely swayed back a bit and avoided getting his Nike's covered with the chicken eggs.

One of his band mates remarked to a reporter for Australia's Kangaroo News Agency that Justin looked like a championship boxer darting back and forth the way he did.

Sydney police were able to apprehend the individual whom they referred to as the "Egger." He was identified as 19-year-old Haddix Fordingbridge, who said he is an unemployed koala bear assistant breeder at the Greater Sydney Zoo.

Fordingbridge was taken to the police station where his mug shot was taken and he was fingerprinted. Police also took three eggs into custody. They are being held as...eggxhibits grade A, B, and C.

The Kangaroo News Agency reported that Haddix Fordingbridge had issued an apology but apparently Justin Bieber is going to press charges to make an eggsample of Mr. Fordingbridge and show that this type of display will not be tolerated.

Bieber did however agree to give Fordingbridge an autograph.

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