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Friday, 29 April 2011

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Kendra Wilkinson shown backstage getting ready to perform on 'Dancing With The Stars.'

HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner who is a big fan of the reality show Dancing With The Stars recently revealed to his maid that watching his ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson's last sexy dance performance made him realize exactly how much he misses her.

According to Bedroom Pillow Talk he told Shayla Paypetty, 59, his maid of eight years, that he plans on breaking his engagement to Crystal Harris, 24, and hopes to get back in Kendra's good graces.

The Playboy mogul, said that he truly realizes that he has never wanted anyone or anything more than he wants Kendra back.

Shayla asked him what exactly it is about Miss Wilkinson that makes her so attractive to him.

Hef, did not miss a beat and replied her two titillating knockers, her luscious legs, her sensuous ass, and her erotic crotch region for starters.

Shayla giggled and told her boss that she is amazed at how he at the age of 84, can still manage to get his old peckerino up.

Hefner laughed and said that he wishes that he could take credit for having Mr. Happy Fella perk up the way it does, but he said that it was all due to the little blue pills.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: AKA Viagra.]

Hef was reminded by Mrs. Paypetty that Wilkinson is married to ex-NFL player Hank Bassett. He grinned and said that he had been responsible for bringing the two together and he could just as easily see to it that Kendra could end their marital bliss.

When Kendra's dance partner Louis Van Amstel was asked what he thought about the idea that Hefner had the power to break Kendra and Hank up Louis shook his head and replied that since he is gay he feels that he is not genderly qualified to answer that question.

Shayla Paypetty has promised to keep Bedroom Pillow Talk abreast of any further developments.

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