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Topics: Racism, Mel Gibson

Sunday, 24 April 2011

image for Mel Gibson's Mistress: "Anyone who says Mel is a racist is a filthy Heeb Spic Dago Limey Mick Wetback."
Mel Gibson's Soul, In Gingerbread form.

Violet Kowale, the meathole who guided Mel Gibson down Adultery Avenue, is now saying to anyone who gives a sh-t that Gibson is defintely now a racist.

"Not once in the whole time that Mel was dropping loads on me did I hear him say anything racist," said Kabal, while standing next to Wolfram & Hart attorney Gloria Allred, who jumed in front of the cameras after noticing them from the window of a Starbucks. "He is as tolerant as a black person is smelly."

In July, 2010 it was reported that there exist voice-mail recordings that include alleged racist remarks offending Jews and African-Americans, with Gibson using the terms "n---ers" and "Oven-dodgers."

"There is no way that that is true," said Violent Koala. "He even named his dogs 'Nig-nog McStabbyRape' and 'Jewie Jewensteinberg'. Would a racist do that?

"And even if it was true, would it be so bad? The Christ-Killers are doing ok for themselves," said Kokoa "I mean, six million of those slimy Yids were killed in the 40's, and there are still a billion left."

"What was in those gas chambers, multi-vitamins?"

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