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Tuesday, 12 April 2011

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Grauman's Chinese Theater where Hung and Von D saw the movie 'Rango.' (Photo courtesy of Jackie Chan).

HOLLYWOOD - William Hung who appeared on season three of American Idol was recently caught in an uncompromising position at the famed Grauman's Chinese Theater with the fiancée of the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock, Jesse James.

Hung, who originally changed his last name from Wiener to avoid all of the obvious jokes, said that he had been friends with Kat Von D for a week or so.

He said that he had first met her at Papa Pepe's Land of The Enormous Enchiladas Diner in La Brea and that the two hit it off as they found that they had lots in common.

Hung giggled as he said that neither one could sing or dance. He also pointed out that both hated math, Arizona, the Boston Celtics, Madonna, the letter "F," and asparagus sandwiches.

Von D was able to convince William to get a tattoo. He really did not want to get one but after Kat reached down and touched his groin region a little bit he quickly changed his mind.

He ended up getting a tattoo on his lower back in the likeness of one of his favorite people Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba.

Hung and Von D made plans to meet at Grauman's Chinese Theater. The two went inside and watched Rango and afterwards they sat in Kat's late model BMW.

An eyewitness reported seeing the couple engaging in what was described as Hung caressing Kat Von D's "Sweater Dandies."

Reports are that Jesse James, who was at his motorcycle shop in Long Beach, has no idea of the 'friendship' between his fiancée and Billy Hung.

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