Canada - RCMP announced at a press conference today that Lady Godiva was found incoherent and ill-dressed (her usual condition) in a snow bank. Doctors confirmed that she had been "avidly goaded", which is very strange, since this is an anagram of her name.
"She was asking for it with a name like that", the RCMP captain stated in the press conference. First of all, she was not dressed for horseback riding, at least from the waist up, and second, her name, tattooed on her back, invited the dyslexic to attack her, since to their twisted minds, the words "Lady Godiva" triggered the perception "Avidly Goaded", which of course served as an open invitation to goad her avidly, which they did.
A pack of ten dyslexic men was spotted crossing the boarder into the USA near Niagara Falls after the incident. Then men were wearing sardonic smiles and goading everyone they passed.