Bouncy Britney, the sexy singer with the perfect bum, wreaked havoc at No 10 Downing Street when she issued a bomb warning.
It was all a misunderstanding', the shocked Pop Queen explained.
A gang of us pop luvvies were invited to No 10 for our usual meeting with Tony'.
Once we had instructed the Prime Minister about future government policy, I went into the kitchen to get a drink'.
Unfortunately, Presser came in and started to get frisky'
Get this bum out of here,' I shouted to the security staff.
They must have misheard me because the next thing I knew, the place was crawling with bomb disposal experts.'
John Prescott may be a bum, but he's my bum', the Prime Minister added, proudly.