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Monday, 28 March 2011

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Tiger's Blood Memoir In Pipeline

A spokesman for Charlie Sheen has not hired literary rep Peter McGuigan despite the agent touting for business with publishers to sell a Sheen Memoir.

Publishers have not bought the memoirs because of Sheen's 'unpredictable behaviour' and the high price which he has been asking for of ten million dollars.

Sheen is suing MGM for 100 million dollars for 'breach of contract' but this figure is 'pie in the sky' with no one able to definitively say if he will be awarded anything like this figure.

The actor has been said to have Attention Deficit Order by his mum who said, "Charlie was always a hyperactive little boy and now his a hyperactive adult'. His mom said I blame his girlfriends for not giving him his 'Ritalin'.

Charlie Sheen's mum blames Brooke Mueller for her son's latest public breakdown and said that she has played the 'abuse' card and has defamed her son who she says was 'a loving husband and father'.

A bitter custody battle has taken place between Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen over custody of their identical twins. Sheen is said to be desperate to have the twins to stay with him more without their nanny who he says is a 'mole' for Mueller.

Insiders fear for Sheen's mental state and are worried that he will lose access to his kids if he carries on acting irrationally.

Sheen is hoping to reappear on 'Good Morning America' and give another 'shot' to his publicity ratings and is trying to get the same blond presenter to interview him. She is said to be nervous of going to Sheen's house in case he chains her up in his cellar as a 'sex slave'; she is reported as saying 'never again' after seeing the "Winning Song" on You Tube and being annoyed she was being 'misrepresented'.

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