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Tuesday, 5 April 2011

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Aishwarya Rai is such a big fan of Charlie Sheen that she named her new puppy "Charlie Harper."

CALCUTTA, India - One of Bollywood's most popular actresses Aishwarya Rai was visiting Calcutta with her husband Abishek Bachchan.

The two had traveled to Calcutta to participate in The Annual Royal Calcutta Turf Club Auction Sale which benefits the elderly citizens of the city.

Last year the auction raised over $18 million and every elderly citizen in Calcutta received his or her very own iPod with 900 of the most popular songs in India pre-programmed into the iPod.

This year the organizers of the auction hope to raise over $22 million which will provide brand new pajamas for every elderly citizen in the city with enough money left over to buy each individual two Three Musketeers Chocolate Bars.

While having lunch at Calcutta's famed Clandestine Cavern of Calcutta Diner, Ms. Rai was asked by a reporter for India's Taj Mahal News Agency if she had any movies that she was planning to star in.

She put down her slice of mushroom pizza and remarked that she did not but that he would really love to make a movie with Charlie Sheen.

When asked why she would possibly want to do that, she replied because she and her husband have always been a big fan of his Two and A Half Men comedy show.

Aishwarya confided to The Taj Mahal News Agency that they even named their pet Lhasa Apso puppy "Charlie Harper" after the name of Charlie Sheen's character.

In non-related news. Donny Osmond has stated that the rumors about him and Dancing With The Stars judge Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli are absolutely false and he added that he knows for a fact that the rumors were started by Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

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