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Sunday, 20 March 2011

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Katie's Fourth Husband Keith

Gorgeous and talented model Katie Price has just announced an amazing book deal that will catapult her to world wide fame.

The popular star will write seven autobiographies, one each year, for the next seven years that will chart her everyday life with a different husband!

An excited Katie said at the Book launch today, 'The books will all be called "7 Bridegrooms for 7 Katie's" and will tell all the juicy gossip from each marriage. I'm really excited because I love getting married, and then divorced, and then married again. This deal is fantastic.

Each marriage I have will be as a slightly different Katie, I'll re-invent myself so each of my husbands will get a slightly different me!

For example, my first one might be with really big boobs, then the second I might have silver hair. The third I might have quite small boobs and gold hair. I can't wait to get started.

The books will have loads of pictures, mainly of me obviously, in loads of gorgeous outfits, and some of me with no clothes on at all.

Well, when you've got it you have to flaunt it don't you.

It's a really great concept because after about a year I get really bored of one bloke and fancy having a fling with someone else, so this is perfect really.

I've got an idea of a few of my husbands,so I'll be announcing the final plans very soon. All my fans will really love the books. They'll be written right from the heart.'

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