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Thursday, 17 March 2011

Kelly Brook is just announcing that she is pregnant. There had been speculation that she had gained some weight and was looking bustier that usual.

The ultimate 'bikini body' celebrity was filmed looking gorgeous in pretty dresses in LA with her boyfriend. However, she looked frumpy dressed in biker gear and went from gorgeous to zero overnight.

The beautiful and pleasant girl who is not the sharpest tool in the box and is not able to cut it as a presenter with her dull repartee is said to be over the moon that she is to be a mummy.

Posh is said to be livid that Kelly is stealing her thunder. The Beckhams are famous expecting a new baby girl and they have a brood of beautiful kids. Posh is friendly with yummy mummy Katie Holmes and is said to have envied Katie being able to dress her daughter is mother and daughter matching ensembles. Watch out baby you might end up dressed in black haute couture and you won't be able to wear comfy babygrows.

Kelly is said to be very much in the celebrity limelight and a furious bidding war is going on between Heat and Okay. The beautiful model is said to be all loved up and very happy and radiant. Of course Cheryl Cole is said to be put out and is envious of Kelly beating her to become a mummy first. Cheryl has been in tears and has said if only Ashley hadn't cheated on her they could have being playing at happy families right now instead of her being with wimpy Derek Hough.

Victoria Beckham is said to have cold-shouldered Kelly Brook whom she views as a shallow air-head and not as a 'bona fide' celebrity. She is said to have become close to Kate Middleton and is inviting her to a baby shower at Beckingham Palace.

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