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Tuesday, 8 March 2011

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It was official Monday, Charlie Sheen no longer works for Warner Bros. The entertainment giant canned Sheen referencing his continuing erratic behavior and outspoken rants as the reason.

Not one to take things lying down, unless of course it's with the goddesses, Sheen saw yet another opportunity to put on a show for his bloodthirsty fans. Sheen bought two expensive pink silk slips from Frederick's of Hollywood and demanded his goddesses wear them in front of the spy cams he has installed throughout the house.

The hot pink slips, purchased from Frederick's "Barely There" line, were see through and came with matching thongs. The goddesses appeared delighted with Charlie's gift and they liked the slips as well.

Sheen says he wants the goddesses to continue wearing the lingerie until Warner Bros. calls, apologizes and hires him back with a $2 million dollar an episode raise. "They know they are my minions," said Sheen, referring to Chuck Lorre and Les Moonves, as he sat on a tiger skin-covered loveseat with a pink goddess on each knee. "I don't care which Warner brother calls as long as one of them picks up the damn phone, reaches out and touches me. Hell, they can reach me telepathically if that's easier," he added. "I'm pretty sure ATT has a terrestrial connection."

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