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Wednesday, 23 February 2011

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"A prowler at Miley's again. Let's go!"

Apparently singer/actress Miley Cyrus has a thing about guys in uniforms. This was related on Facebook by a former boyfriend from three years ago who says he "wasn't anyone important".

After Donald Briant, who once dated Miley over about a six week period, told reporters that Cyrus not only looks at guys in uniform but actually keeps some spare uniforms in the closet of her home in California.

"That story came from Liam Hemsworth, not from me", stated Briant on a Miley's Friends & Fans Facebook Page Wednesday. "I do know that when I was visiting her at their place near Nashville, Miley would make it a point to look outside at the UPS guy when he came to deliver something she had ordered. I sometimes think she ordered lots of things so that the guy would bring it to her."

"The bigger the package, the more excited she would get."

Asked about the "Uniform thing" yesterday, Cyrus stated that she doesn't mind admitting the fact.

"I especially like khaki uniforms. For some reason, if a guy has one on, I'll look at the uniform first and then the guy."

"That's great", stated her latest manager, Tom Greer. "Now she will have all these guys show up at her concert in uniforms. I'll make a note to myself that Miley is not to go entertain the troops anywhere as long as I'm her manager."

"What? This uniform. It's one a guard gave me at a concert. That way I can slip out into the crowd and overhear anything being said about Miley at the concerts. It has nothing to do with Miley."

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