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Tuesday, 22 February 2011

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A spokesman for actress Kristen Stewart has announced that the young actress from the Twilight movies has signed a business contract with Haralds of Hollywood for them to do a line of panties that will be out during the coming summer.

"We are very pleased to offer this line to our many customers who like to tease their mates", stated Harald III, who heads-up the vast underwear company. "Plus these Kristen's panties have received a lot of publicity of late. So it's a when-when...win-win proposition for both of us."

The company expects some major sales after the release of the panties.

"We'll make a mint. Look at what has happened recently, they are throwing panties at the male stars of the Twilight movies", stated Harald. "The more they throw away the old ones, the more new ones they will need."

When asked about her feelings about the contract, Kristen Stewart stated that the company offered her a lot of money "just to use my name on their product. So why not?"

"I now have an appointment with Hershees Chocolate for a whole different line."

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