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Thursday, 17 February 2011

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Singer Rod Steward and his wife, uh..Kelly..Britt..Penny! That's it. Penny Lancaster have a new baby boy according to the 66-year-old record company's announcement today, just missing Valentine's Day.

"Today is a very happy one for Stewart and his..uh wife Emberg. Isn't that right? No, Penny...as they have named the baby boy, Aiden", stated Manager Isaac Greenbaum McBeth.

When interviewed, Stewart says that he hopes little Alastair will look like his beautiful mother..uh..anyway, and have a great voice for music. "I hope to live long enough to hear him sing one of mine."

Reminded that it's his five-year-old son who is named Alastair, Stewart stated that of course it was. "Now what is this one again? It's a boy, so it's not Maggie?"

Told that the baby was named 'Aiden', Stewart responded with "Of course it's Aiden!...Had you going for a minute there."

Stewart then excused himself and stated that he needed to go to the hospital to see little 'Acorn' and also how his beautiful wife, Rachel Hunter was doing.

"Rachel will be a great Mom to little Maggie. I mean, Alana...Alana Hamilton...... his mother."

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