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Friday, 18 February 2011

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Eva Hixley, 87, who breast fed baby Billy O'Reilly for two months while his mom was studying Spanish in Madrid.

TULSA - Lady Gaga was backstage at The Sooner or Later Arena after just having performed a three hour show in front of a sold out crowd of 21,003.

She was eating an Oklahoma Barbecue Burger and drinking it down with a pitcher of Pabst's Blue Ribbon Beer.

Lady G was asked by Ashburton Wasabi of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue about her recent feud with Fox Talk Show host Bill O'Reilly.

Gaga said that she did not want to talk about that self-centered, egomaniacal quasi reporter who Todd Palin had once referred to as looking like Barbara Walters in mens clothing.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Last week Bill O commented to Ann Coulter, as they were having dinner at a Pizza Hut that he would much rather kiss Nancy Pelosi on the mouth that to shake hands with Lady Gaga.]

Lady Gaga said that she wanted to change the subject which Wasabi agreed to do. He then asked her about her recent feud with the former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice.

Gaga shook her head and stated that she did not want to get into it about Rice because if she did she was liable to say some things that could be taken as being racist in nature.

"Such as?" Wasabi asked.

Such as the fact that the man whom Condoleezza Rice replaced secretary of state Donald Rumsfeld, had said that the only reason Condi Rice was chosen to replace him was to get Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Rev. Zebebiah Farkingheimer off President George Bush's back about the fact that there were actually no WMD's (weapons of mass destruction) in Iraq.

Ashburton Wasabi assured Lady G that it was not a racist comment since only Sharpton and Jackson were black. Lady Gaga replied that Farkingheirmer was also black.

Wasabi took out his lap top and went into Farkingheimer's official website. Lady Gaga was shocked to see that Rev. Zebediah Farkingheimer was actually white having been born in Sweden to blonde, blue-eyed parents.

Lady G could not believe that Rev. Farkingheimer was actually whiter than Conan O'Brien, Owen Wilson, and even Jude Law.

Wasabi went back to her feud with Bill O'Reilly. Lady Gaga said that she would love to have ten minutes alone with Bill O and by the time she got through with him he would not only be looking like Barbara Walters he would also be talking exactly like her with her high shrilled voice and her world renowned lisp.

Lady Gaga said that she heard it from a highly reliable source that O'Reilly has had liposuction done on his tongue. She also heard that he has a tattoo with the word 'Oprah' on his upper right thigh.

The eccentric singer added that she even saw a photo in the supermarket tabloid Say What? of Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh playing a game of leap frog while clad only in their boxer shorts in the backyard of O'Reilly's winter home, Casa GOP in Pensacola, Florida.

Bill O'Reilly is 61. His favorite Beatle is Ringo Starr. His favorite junk food is a Wiener-on-a-Stick. And his favorite number is 2,983.

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