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Tuesday, 15 February 2011

The organsisers of the Brit awards have been criticised for hiring Justin Bieber. The criticism comes from the Society for real music and, it is thought to be in response to the recent accusations that Justin Bieber is a robot.

He appeared on the show tonight in typical robotic form, giving pre-programmed answers that did not fit the questions asked. He smiled with teeth that looked too perfect, and hair that looked plastic. He also malfunctioned at one point and started hitting the presenter of the show in the face.

Fergus "Real Musician" Davies said he believed that Justin's type of music has no place in Britain, land of Glastonbury and T in the Park. He said "We are a land of real music, not robotic churned out rubbish"

Organisers for the Brits said that "Justin has already denied that he is a robot. It isn't fair to keep repeating these allegation"

Upon being asked why they hired him when he is neither a credible musician nor Brittish they said. "Because he's fantastic. He's like a well designed watch. You just wind him up with a key, and off he goes...Em but that's off the record. Don't tell anyone that."

By Katarina Frogpond.

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