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Tuesday, 15 February 2011

image for Paris Hilton to Star in Remake "The Many Loves of Paris Hilton" Reality Show
Lover "A" already being filmed.

A new reality show with Paris Hilton is on slate this summer on the FOX Network, loosely based on the old black & white television series, "The Many Loves of Dobbie Gillis".

The new show will be a reality show as Paris Hilton plays the difficult role of "Paris Hilton" and will begin with "Boyfriend A", who has not been named at press time.

Having rehearsed for the role for the past seven or eight years and just finished with "Boyfriend Z" or Barry Zito, Hilton claims she is now ready for going through the 26-letter alphabet but wants all new guys as some of the previous 26 are "worn out", although she states that she might give in to Nick Carter once she gets through with "A" and "B".

"If the show lasts as long as the original 26 guys, I think it could run for at least three seasons", stated Hilton's press secretary Alexander Quinton (or "Q" on the previous list). "We realize it took 6-8 years of practice in training but she can really 'pick them up and lay them down' these days, to use an old baseball term."

Quinton also stated that he expects 26 solid "Home Runs" during the series.

"And no, I'm not going to apply for the difficult role of "Q". "Maybe that guy who played "Q" on that old Star Trek series is still around?"

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