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Monday, 14 February 2011

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In replaying several key plays of the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl, viewers have discovered a black boob that is apparently hanging out of nowhere, during the Black-Eyed Peas performance.

"You can see the boob really well if you slow down the video", stated Sportscaster Ronald Bacon. "There also appears to be two shadows, one dark and one light on the video."

This news first appeared Sunday night and by this morning, there were dozens of videos on the internet. Some are now showing just the black boob and others show the two figures who look as if they are right up there beside the Black-Eyed Peas, who all admit that they felt a cold presence followed by a warm presence in the groin region during the performance.

Several announcers, including those from FOX Sports, say that their telephones began ringing during the halftime show with no one there when they answered except in one case that was complaining about the children seeing such a sight.

"Since we knew of no such "sight" that would disturb children, we let it go", stated an employee of FOX who answered the phones. "I DID have a feeling of deja vu however", stated technician, Madam Mary Glands. "It was the singing of the national anthem that I figured we would receive some calls.....but none came."

After floating around and bobbing in the air, the boob suddenly rises and disappears.

FOX official comment was "Rising boobs are never a part of our family-time shows...except the cartoons of course."

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