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Friday, 4 February 2011

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Stud Driver: Look, but don't touch!

A male porn star has filed a lawsuit against his co-star, claiming sexual harassment in the work place.

Stud Driver, 36, star of famed pornographic motion pictures such as Robocock, The Sperminator (parts 1 and 2) and Harry Cocker and the Moist Chamber Of Unearthly Delights, was filming in California with co-star Fufu Twinkle when he claims she harassed him infront of several members of the crew.

Driver's lawyers told us "our client was getting ready for a scene, when Ms Twinkle approached him. She made lewd remarks about his appendage and told him in no uncertain terms where she'd like to place it. My client also states that she touched his bottom, before moving away to the make-up department, to get ready for the shoot."

"My client felt totally degraded. It is not at all acceptable that in this day and age, men should be allowed to feel like simple play things in the work place. However, my client remained professional to the last, and the scene went ahead as scheduled. After trying several positions over four or so hours for cinematic effect, my client duly performed the 'money-shot', and after cleaning up he made a formal complaint about Ms.Twinkle's actions on set."

Expert on law, Tony Funderbunk, told us "he is right to complain. Certain people have stepped forward refuting his claims of harassment, seeing as he jizzed all over her face on camera, but lets be clear here, there must always be a positive definition between work and play. Even in porn!"

"He may well drill her from behind for hours on camera, make her take it in the mouth, up the no-no hole, or off the mantelpiece but it's not on that she might slap his bottom off camera! It's his bottom, and as it stands, it's off limits to uninvited hands!"

Twinkle's defence lawyers refused to comment on the situation. However, a source close to the star told us "she's OK. A little shocked that it has come to this. He was a crap shag anyway!"

The case continues.

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