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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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It had been a great night for singing and a lively cheering crowd got an extra bonus when members of the Def Leopard rock group showed up to sing with Taylor Swift during the last ten minutes of her performance in St Louis Monday night.

Right up until the time Taylor Swift took a big bow and some stuffing came out of one side of her bra.

Was this country music's answer for the Janet Jackson Super Bowl Halftime gaff?

No. In fact Swift never even noticed it until she had finished her last song with the group who were all smiles. In fact, someone near the stage snatched it for a souvenir. However, the next and last bow brought out the other stuffing much to the horror of Swift who saw this one.

"Apparently, I sung my final song with one tit", stated a discouraged Swift after her performance. "I saw some snapshots and I look crooked. I felt like just taking my top off before walking away but I didn't have the courage."

However, Swift did come back and brought a roar of laughter and applause from the crowd by wearing and holding up a set of road markers she hid under a big blouse.

Then, with a shout of "You came to hear the music right? You can see the big ones at the bars downtown!"

Another big applause and a smiling Taylor took out the smaller parking markers, that a stagehand had brought in from the parking lot, and tossed them into the crowd.

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