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Saturday, 22 January 2011

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The Mirage Casino in Las Vegas where some of the movie "The Naked Nubiles of Nevada" will be filmed.

HOLLYWOOD - Tittle Tattle Tonight has just announced that three of America's leading young actresses will be appearing in Sheboygan Saddlewood's sex-crazed casino film The Naked Nubiles of Nevada.

Saddlewood said that he recently secured the film rights to the book which was written by noted sex and casino writer Payton Hufstedler, who last year received an award for his novel Unbridled Sex Among The Slot Machines.

Starring in the Saddlewood motion picture will be Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev. Stewart and Hudgens were recently photographed in Venice Beach, California in a passionate embrace that Left Coast Mirror Magazine described as being rather lesbianesque in nature.

Meanwhile LC2Ms entertainment publication rival The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette reported that the two women were merely rubbing suntan lotion on each other and the fact that both of their hands may have slipped beneath each others skimpy swimsuits does not necessarily mean that they have decided to forego the world of salami's (taco ticklers).

Nina Dobrev who last year starred with both actresses in the Monteverdi Brothers motion picture Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens said that when they were filming on location in Sighisoara, Transylvania she did notice that at times Vanny and Krissy would seem to wander off into the forest sometimes for as long as 80 minutes.

Dobrev admitted that it did become quite embarrassing because the entire film cast and crew had to stand around waiting for the two girls to return from the "Enchanted Forest" as Kristen Stewart's stunt double Lulu Peckerweather called it.

Sheboygan Saddlewood said that he really and truly feels that The Naked Nubiles of Nevada will garner best actress nominations for all three actresses.

He noted that he bases that remark on the fact that he has been a noted, award-winning director for over 30 years and he has seen and worked with the best including Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, and Angelina Jolie.

Saddlewood grinned and then added, "But not Jennifer Aniston. I directed her in two films, Hillbillies of The Okefenokee Swamp and Boo Boo Bonkers Gets Her Tubes Tied".

SIDENOTE: Sheboygan Saddlewood has once again denied the rumor that back in 2008, he participated in a menage-a-trois in Brooklyn with Katie Couric and Diane Sawyer.

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