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Friday, 21 January 2011

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Bieber up to New Tricks!

"The kid has talent but he needs to grow up!"

Actor Taylor Lautner told our reporter and a few others yesterday that he thinks that Justin Bieber acts more like a ten year old and that he thinks he's a spoiled brat.

"This has nothing to do with talent, his singing career or anything like that but sooner or later he's going to have to grow up", stated the Twilight werewolf.

Lautner says that a couple of ladies that he knew told him that Bieber acts like he's in a candy store when they have been around them, and that they are the candy.

"I know you news guys have to downplay a lot of those tricks he likes to pull because you won't get another interview. But look what he's getting away with. Don't think that people don't notice the wet heads or the crotch wet like you just pissed yourself. Bieber is getting a reputation that will catch up with him one day."

Although most of us were well aware of what Lautner was saying, we didn't know WHY he was saying it.

"So why have you decided to speak up where several others haven't?"

"Let's just say that Bieber and I were on a talk show last night as two young men with great careers ahead of them and guess who's now into giving hotfoots?"

Then he limped back behind the stage and into his dressing room.

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