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Monday, 17 January 2011

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Eddie Furlong, who has a role in the new Green Hornet movie, has been arrested for getting too close to his ex-wife and violating a court ordered restraining order.

After several complaints from Furlong's former wife, Rachael Kneeland, the police had Kneeland to wait nearby and drop her pants and wiggle her bum when she saw any sign of Furlong's car coming within binocular distance. As soon as she did, Furlong made a bee line for his ex and was immediately arrested.

"It's the old classic police sting operation", stated officer Randy Dewart. "We get the guy who has allegedly been making threats to the victim and at the same time, get to enjoy the view."

"Better than the one on daily television", stated his partner, officer Harold Lloyd III, as the two shooed away all the other guys that had stopped.

Furlong had been accused of making violent phone calls to his ex-wife for several weeks according to her signed documents.

Furlong made bail and is out on the street at the moment.

"That shouldn't be allowed..that sting thing", he told our reporter. "Especially with that stinger Rachael's carrying around."

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