A humor writer for a UK website has won the inaugural Pulitzer Prize for Jokes Involving Private Parts, for his article entitled "This Is Just My Travel Size Penis: The Big One Is Still At Home."
"It takes many, many hours to craft an article of that caliber," said TheSpoof.com's Anthony Rosania. "And, frankly, there are very few artists as talented as I, that could write as well as I do."
Rosania, 43, made international headlines last year when he was a finalist for the Nobel Prize for Literature, in the 'racist humor' division, for his article, Halle Berry on Cover Ends Vouge Magazine's "Negroes Need Not Apply" Policy.
"I was very proud of that piece," said Rosania. "And it was nice to see that the piece was quoted in so many of the victory speeches given by Republicans after the 2010 Election."
"He says it like it is, what the Negros need to hear," said South Carolina senator Lindsay Graham. "We hope that all the chocolate people realize that the more they are exposed to the white way of doing things, the faster we'll let them get credit cards, or rent apartments in the nicer sections of town."
Rosania said that he will use the $100,000.00 Pulitzer honorarium to do research for his writing:
"Yeah, I'm gonna research how many days I can live, ingesting nothing more than cocaine and Juicy Juice drink boxes."
The writer also says that there are many more jokes about his penis, coming shortly.
"I usually make jokes about my junk being small," said Rosania, pinching the helmet through his Walmart jeans. "I mean, it's not small at all: My penis can slay dragons, but dinky-winkie jokes are all the rage."