LOS ANGELES - According to The Cucamonga Chit-Chat Chronicle former NBA star and now TV sports analyst Charles Barkley is seriously considering having SRS and becoming a woman.
4C reporter Putty Boxbrick said that he interviewed Barkley's pedicurist, Ling Ling Fu and she informed him that Charles, aka The Round Mound of Rebound has been tossing out subtle little hints about his hidden desire to become a woman.
When Miss Fu was asked to elaborate she replied that for one thing Barkley is always going on about what a handsome devil Sean Hannity is.
She said that several weeks ago Chas, as he likes to be called, took out his wallet and showed her a photo that he had downloaded off the Internet that showed Sean Hannity sitting by a swimming pool wearing a pair of red state swimming trunks.
Charles reportedly also confided to his good friend and television colleague Kenny "The Jet" Smith that his favorite color is pink, he has every album that Culture Club featuring Boy George ever recorded, and he has seen the gay movie Brokeback Mountain a total of nine times.
SIDENOTE: If and when Barkley does decide to go through with the sex-change operation he is going to make one hell of a woman since the ex-NBA star stands 6 foot 6 inches tall and weighs 409 pounds.