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Tuesday, 4 January 2011

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Demi has been allowed to keep her favorite pet Pablo The Parakeet in her rehab clinic room.

LOS ANGELES - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that teenage singing sensation Demi Lovato has organized the resident patients at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic into a patients union.

The executive director of the rehab clinic Cayenne Gayla Wheatgrass stated that Lovato (Patient #72931) decided on her own to form the union even though she was informed in no uncertain terms that it was against the rules and she could end up being fined up to $10,000.

Lovato said that she did it after hearing several complaints from some of her fellow patients stating that they were being mistreated by not being allowed seconds on deserts, cigarettes, wine, regular pee breaks, and CD's by Lady Gaga.

The clinic's anger management instructor Talbot F. Neckingbrewster commented that he spoke to Lovato prior to the patients casting their votes and he told her that a patients union really had no place at a rehab clinic and that violators could be given meds to render them sterile.

He disclosed that Lovato told him to mind his own friggin business and to not interfere with their desires or else she would have several of the extremely sexy and extremely well-developed female patients claim that they had been propositioned by him (Neckingbrewster).

Lovato told Ms. Wheatgrass that she had talked to her publicist Buckholz Toolficker and made him aware of the situation and that he had drawn up a written scenario that included dialogue, inflections, and motivations that she really and truly hoped that she would not have to make available to the news media.

To view photos of some of the famous celebrities who have been committed to The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic throughout the years you can log on to www.celebsathenryandbettyfordrehabclinic.pix

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