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Topics: Rehab, Demi Lovato

Wednesday, 29 December 2010

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Demi Lovato as she appeared in her new 'Gothic Look.' (Photo courtesy of Left Coast Mirror Magazine).

LOS ANGELES - Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Cashmere Cunninghaven reported that she spoke exclusively to Demi Lovato and her family during her 24-hour one day release outing.

The entire family mom Dianna (two "N's") step-father Eddie (two "E's") sisters Dallas (two "L's"), and Madison (one "S") all went to the movies to see The Little Fockers.

Demi said she liked it. Her mom and dad did not care for the title, saying that it sounded to much like the nasty word Fu*kers.

Little sisters Dallas and Madison kept repeating the movie title over and over until their mother threatened to take their sushi, tofu, and quiche privileges away.

Demi was dressed all in Gothic black. She had on a black blouse, miniskirt, boots, bra, and bikini thongs. The Disney star also had on black lipstick, eye-liner, mascara, fingernail polish, toenail polish, and a Brazilian Bikini Wax job.

She looked a little bit like Nina Dobrev in The Vampire Dairies Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga vampire movies, and Amy Winehouse if she in fact made vampire movies.

SIDENOTE: When Demi returned back to The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic the staff and fellow patients gave her a 'Welcome Back Party.' The clinic's Executive Director Cayenne Gayla Wheatgrass baked her a three tier cake. Enzo Rudolphowitz, the custodian made three gallons of vanilla ice cream. And Lovato's anger management instructor, Talbot F. Neckingbrewster bought her an official Sarah Palin PiƱata.

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