Written by Ellis Ian Fields
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Friday, 17 December 2010

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Top BBC totty Julia Bradbury flashed a nipple at an awards ceremony last night, infuriating a writer on satirical news web site TheSpoof in the process.

The Countryfile presenter was wearing a slinky, backless black number to the Night Of Heroes Awards at the Imperial War Museum. A crafty snapper caught a shot of her nipple from behind as the dress fell conveniently open.

Writer Ellis Ian Fields says: "I've been watching Ms Bradbury's excellent series German Wanderlust, in which she explores some of the delightful walking routes in Germany.

"In this week's episode she visited the Baltic island of Rugen - a fascinating place, which includes a massive, never-used, Nazi holiday camp. At one stage Julia sat on a beach where naturism seemed to be in order - lots of men and women letting it all hang out, but Julia fully clothed.

"Well that just set my Spoof juices running - we all know there's cheap readership points to be had in headlines about TV personalities' tits, nipples, arses and nudity in general.

"So, I determined that I would pen a piece first thing this morning. But to my shock and horror, there, in one of the nastier red tops, was pictorial evidence of Ms Bradbury flashing a nipple at this awards ceremony. She even Tweeted about it for heaven's sake.

"I'm sure all Spoof correspondents will understand my frustration - it can be a right pisser when fact overtakes fiction like that!

"Then, as if that wasn't bad enough, there was an IT breakdown and I couldn't access the bloody site.

"I am not a happy bunny today!"

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