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Monday, 13 December 2010

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To Whit To Bollocks! SQUAAAAAWWKK!

This year's X-Factor 'competition' has not only come under fire for foisting a priveleged screechy voiced twat on the public, over a down home genuine Liverpool soul queen - they've also foisted some of the worst imaginable male fashion 'Oh God No's!' on an unsuspecting British public.

Dermot O Leary started it all off, by looking like he'd just nicked a too small suit from his next door neighbour's wash house.

Then it was Matt Cardle, looking like his suit was strangling the life out of him. (Which may not have been such a bad idea.)

Then even Take That! showed up wearing suits that they probably would have looked better in when they were 5 or 6 years old.

The nation's suits are definitely in crisis.

And if they voted for Matt over Rebecca, the musical ears are in real peril too.

We spoke to all sorts of people about this at SEN's central London office, but the only one who came out in open support was ex Oasis frontman, Liam Gallagher.

Which in itself speaks volumes.

"What a fucking shit day for Skoob Entertainment News," said SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger. "Fucking hell. Life's all gone fucking pear shaped here mate."

Indeed.

In unrelated news - a shitload of innocent people died horrible deaths today in tribal warfare in east Africa, but that fades into insignificance as the red tops reported that X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue nearly had a nipple slip dressing room disaster.

More as we get it.

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