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Saturday, 11 December 2010

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Cher Goes Home On The Bus. The One On The Left.

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that our offices received a call, seconds ago, from our very own Buffty Ginslinger regarding a leak about the winner of X-Factor 2010.

Informing us that he was speaking from a toilet cubicle at Waterloo Station in London, clutching the rim and kind of attempting to jam his head round the U-bend due to an over excitement of neat vodka, occasioned when he met Dimitri and Aleksander from St Petersburg this afternoon, Buffty told us:

"In third place...it's..."

Followed by a lengthy pause, such as the one perfected by X-Factor presenter, Dermot O'Leary...

"It's......"

"Come on you bastard!"SEN reporter Skoob shouted down the phone. "Out with it man! Damn you!"

"It's Rihanna..."

Bafflement at SEN. We were working on the understanding that Rihanna was a guest artiste...confusion ensued...

"In second place...(Bleurrrrgh! Oh Christ!) it's...

"Robbie Williams!"

At which point, we hung up on the silly old bastard, because we just knew he was going to say that Rebecca Ferguson should win. And indeed would win.

SEN concurs with that view however - Scouse songstress Rebecca is the only one with any talent, or any chance of longevity. Probably as a really cool jazz/R&B singer.

But other sources say that Matt, the twat in the hat will probably win it with his screechy vocals.

SEN reporter, Skoob, says that Matt winning would just be wrong, and encouraged idiots with money to burn to pick up the phone and vote for Rebecca.

ON the basis that she's the only one with any talent among the whole sad bunch.

Even if she is a Scouser.

More as we get it.

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