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Saturday, 11 December 2010

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An Enthusiastic Fan Awaiting Developments.

Sources are telling Skoob Entertainment News that the four are to form an all girl singing band along the lines of Diana Ross and the Supremes, or Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but with lashings of spitting, swearing, meltdowns, fainting, and temper tantrums.

"It's a match made in heaven!" SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger told us. "They'll never be off the front pages of the redtops. A self confessed prostitute, a whingeing drama queen, a singing pirhana, and a shit sifting serial fainter...bloody hell! This news is dynamite!"

It isn't yet known which impressario has assembled the band, but sources inform us that Louis Walsh has been a right busy little bee lately.

Of course, SEN are still waiting for official confirmation of the breaking story, as the deal appears to hinge on Cher Lloyd's performance on tonight's X-Factor final. It appears that if Cher goes through, the plan may have to be put on hold, but if as expected, she gets the order of the boot, the wheels are expected to start turning sooner rather than later.

According to sources, Wagner Carrilho has been fishing for a slot on a projected tour by the girls as a support act - probably doing an entire set of Queen songs.

Industry strategists are already suggesting that the girl band's debut release will be a cover version of 'I Get Knocked Down' by Chumbawumba.

"I can't see The Bonkettes shitting themselves over this development," Buffty Ginslinger quipped.

More as we get it.

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