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Friday, 10 December 2010

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Photographer Picasso Mandolin during his Heidi Klum nude layout shoot. (Photo courtesy of Adam Lambert).

CHICAGO - Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriend Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin has just stated that he heard from an unnamed source that Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have all agreed to appear in a nude layout in the January issue of PlayGuy magazine.

When Kim was contacted and asked if this rumor was true she turned three shades of pink, her lips started trembling, and her ass started shimmying as if she was out on the dance floor.

She was able to finally compose herself, control her lips, and put a stop to her shimmying butt. She stated that it was indeed true that her and her two fellow big-assed sisters had in fact been asked to appear in a spread for the highly respected mens magazine.

Kim did state that the magazine's editor Josette Emma Friscatti had contacted her last summer as she was sunbathing in the nude down in Cabo San Lucas and asked about the possibility of doing a naked shoot for the publication.

The 30-year-old Kardashian agreed to the shoot but only if she could have her favorite photographer take the photos. Friscatti agreed and asked who that might be. Kim replied that it was Picasso Mandolin who has photographed such famous women as Heidi Klum, Angelina Jolie, and Gizele Bundchen.

Meanwhile Khloe Kardashian, 26, said that she perfers to have her nude photos taken by another noted photographer Tremolo Cheyenne. She stated that the reason that she likes Cheyenne is because all during the shoot he is constantly telling knock-knock jokes which Khloe said helped her to totally relax and release all of her inhibitions as well as really open up her tuzzy muzzy.

Kourtney, the eldest of the Kardashian sisters at 31, stated that her choice to take the photos was the highly popular photographer Paducah Fisk. Kourtney pointed out that Fisk has taken more nude photographs of NFL cheerleaders than any other photographer in the world.

Kourtney revealed that Fisk's secret is that when he is taking the nude photos he dresses exactly like an NFL football player complete with helmet, cleats, number jersey, black paint underneath his eyes, and a regulation NFL crotch cup.

She noted that this way, his photo subject, whether she be a cheerleader, singer, or actress, merely feels like she is spending time with a boyfriend or ex-boyfriend, whichever the case may be.

Since the three girls each wanted their own photographer Friscatti suggested that each girls personal choice take her 'single' pictures and that she (Friscatti) would then step in afterwards and take the photos of the three sisters together.

Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney all readily agreed to that. Khloe did ask Josette Emma if she was a lesbianite. Friscatti giggled and said that she was not but that some of her very close bed partners have been.

In other news. GOP mouthpiece Ann Coulter has flat out denied the rumor that apparently started in Rhode Island that she has the letters GOP tattooed on her G-spot.

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