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Tuesday, 7 December 2010

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The first bubble gum trading card payment installment that Justin Bieber will receive.

NEW YORK CITY - Chew This, the bubble gum trading card company that will be producing the new Justin Bieber Bubble Gum Trading Cards has already had advance orders of 10 million cards.

Company spokesperson Broussard T. Winniefelt stated that the set will include a total of 150 cards. Most will be action shots of Bieber performing on stage while singing some of his most popular hits including "Stuck In The Muddy Moment," "Kandy Kiss And William Tell," and "One Less Lonely Girl For Me To Wrap My Happy Lips Around Her Lonely Lips,"

There will be seven cards of Justin and his mother, Patti Lynn "Dimples" Mallette, as well as four cards of Justin and Kim Kardashian which were taken during the World Cup Matches in South Africa.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: There were to have been five cards of Justin and Kim, but one of the cards was removed from the set when it was noted that one of Kim's nipples was showing.]

Other cards in the set will picture Justin with fellow singers including Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Miranda Cosgrove, Brenda Song, and Jasmine Villegas.

Mr. Winniefelt stated that he has no doubt that the Bieber cards will out sell the NFL cards, NBA cards, MLB cards, NHL cards, and even the Heidi Montag cards.

SIDENOTE: The cards will be sold at Target, WalMart, Toys "R" Us, and at The Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos Restaurant Chains throughout America.

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