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Monday, 6 December 2010

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Kate Gosselin went to Mexico to purchase a Christmas burro (Shown in photo) for her 'plus 8' kiddoes.

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has been criticized by her ex-husband Jon Gosselin for going off to Mexico and leaving the kids with a babysitter whom he does not even know.

Jon said that ever since her appearance last year on Dancing With The Stars Kate thinks that she has become some middle-aged prima donna who can do and say whatever she feels like.

He noted that Kate had told Katie Couric that she has been a mom, dad, and grandmother to the 'plus 8' kiddoes.

Jon pointed out that Kate spends too much money on her hair, her fingernails, and now on her Brazilian wax jobs.

Kate fired back by saying that if she wants to get her gorgeous-looking semi-little vagina waxed then it is really no one's business but her's and her bodyguards.

Mrs. Gosselin remarked that she did not say a word last September when Jon got his 3-inch winky circumcised.

Jon replied that Kate has no effen idea what the eff she is talking about. He stated that he got an enhanced pecker extension, which shot the size of his wiener (muffin tickler) up to 3.5 inches.

Mr. Gosselin said that it was most definitely $12,000 well spent.

Kate and her bodyguard, Steve "The Gray Fox" Nield traveled to Nuevo Laredo, Mexico to go Christmas shopping for piñatas, maracas, and a live baby burro.

When asked if she wasn't afraid to go into Mexico due to the waring drug cartel factions, Kate smiled and said that she was only going to go the Nuevo Laredo's Juguetes "R" Nosotros (Toys "R" Us).

She then smiled, winked, and whispered "And besides my bodyguard Stevie has a Glock 9."

In a related story. Both Kate and Steve have denied the rumors that there is more to their relationship than just Steve guarding Kate's body.

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