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Friday, 3 December 2010

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The latest in the Adam Lambert/Taylor Lautner story is that Adam has recently sent a copy of his scanner photo to Lautner, who has finished filming his last scene as a werewolf in Twilight.

Lambert and his latest friend, Gym Laswell were asked at The Sack about Adam sending out the photos.

"You've been sending out scanner photos? You naughty boy you", stated Laswell.

"It was something to do."

Laswell then asked who he had sent them to and waited but was given no reply.

"We reporters at the West Coast Post hear that Mr. Lambert sent them to Taylor Lautner. Is that true?"

"No comment", stated Lambert. "Go ask him."

But then Laswell began to get angry so I stepped away from their table.

"You sent copies of your scanner photographs to Taylor Lautner and never told me? I'm very upset with you Adam. How could you do such a thing and never tell me? Why, I could be sending out a hundred copies of myself if I had known you could do that? Just keep it all to yourself."

"Go get on a short flight and make a deal with the airport searchers."

"I am. I'm going to right now. Want a copy?"

This is Chester Ingraham reporting for The West Coast Post in NYC, at "The Sack".

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