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Wednesday, 8 December 2010

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Presenter of BBC's movie review show Film 2010, Claudia Winkleman, plans a pretty surprise for viewers of the last show of the series tonight.

Claudia took over the show this season after long-time presenter Jonathan Ross left in disgrace after 'Sachsgate' in which he and comic Russell Brand made a lewd phone call to popular actor Andrew Sachs live on radio.

There has been some criticism of the show's new format: some critics say Claudia does not have the gravitas of Ross or his predecessor Barry Norman; others detest the conversational reviews she shares with Danny Leigh.

A source close to Claudia says: "She's quite confident that the show's been working as she wants, but feels as the new girl she still has to win the audience over.

"So, she decided to get her tits out on this series finale.

"She's kept a pair of bluetits at home for a few months now - they flew in one day and they just keep coming back, no matter how much she lets them out.

"So, she's decided to bring them to the studio and let them fly around and sit on her shoulder chirping while she presents the show - she reckons it'll be like something out of Disney.

"Pair of tits live on TV? Bound to be a winner for her.

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