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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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"It's Pattinson's Baby!"

The latest news from the Palin Bunch is that Willow Palin, younger sister of Bristol, is pregnant. The story was covered by a national tabloid and thus far, has not been confirmed.

Willow has told our own Chester Ingraham that if she is pregnant, the baby definitely belongs to actor Robert Pattinson.

It made major headlines when conservative Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol announced that she was pregnant and lost her a lot of conservative votes. If Bristol Palin's younger sister is pregnant, Sarah Palin's possible run for the presidency may be over already.

"If she can't control her own kids, how could she run a country", say critics.

Back to the others concerned.

Upon hearing the report, Kristen Stewart has confronted Robert Pattison who says that he knows nothing about any of it. Plus he's willing to have DNA testing done.

This just in: In another interview this morning, Willow Palin apparently stated that "If I am pregnant, I know it belongs to Robert Pattinson..because whoever I was with, I always closed my eyes and pretended that it was Robert Pattinson."

Back to you Sarah Palin! If you don't run for president, you HAVE to consider a weekly Sit-Com!

This is Chester Ingraham freezing his hams off in Alaska.

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