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Saturday, 27 November 2010

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Finally Miley Cyrus has turned eighteen and is not a little girl anymore. Of course, those like Liam Helmsworth already knew that she had been acting a lot older for some time now.

To celebrate she has had a whole week of small parties and large ones. She's had some with co-stars and two with several longtime fans, as they had won contests in different magazines and fanzines to get to attend.

To top it all off, and to let her fans know that she's not sweet little Hannah Montana anymore, she has announced a grown-up set of photographs be taken and will fill four pages of "Plowboy Magazine" including the centerfold.

"I owe a lot to these down to earth people who have encouraged me all through my teen years and before", Cyrus told close friends. "So it's Lady Godiva on a horse and the Farm Woman of the Year on a John Deere tractor among other things."

From sources, "other things" included photographed in a haystack with limbs sticking out. There is one as a very sexy scarecrow. Still others picking blackberries, hoeing a garden and skinny-dipping in a shallow creek.

"This is going to be the biggest Southern seller ever for a southern magazine", stated CEO Tyler Boy Jones. "We're thankful that Smiley went back to her roots to start her adult career."

"Lift your jugs of lightning or just your jugs and we'll all drink to Miley!"

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