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Sunday, 21 November 2010

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Although the photographs on the web yesterday looked just like Miley, nude and with a masked figure, she still claims that they are not her.

"Our phones are really ringing here", stated Ralph Jepash, owner and publisher of The Wonder Tabloid. "If you noticed, we never stated that those pics were really Cyrus. We simply published copies of the ones we received in the mail. Each person who saw them made their own conclusions."

The tabloid has announced that they will publish extra copies of the two-page spread in their next three issues in case others want them.

"They really sold out fast this morning. People were calling in so we decided to print them in the next few issues."

Similar things like this has happened to Miley before and were denied, but we have to admit these look authentic.

UPDATE: This is Chester Ingraham of the West Coast Post. We have an updated report on those pics. What we have been told by the parents of a sixteen-year-old is that those pics of the figure in the mask are of their son and his doll, that he had apparently bought a life-sized love doll from Potdream Products. So now we don't know about the pics.

UPDATE TWO: Two more people have called in identifying the masked figure as a member of their family and that the 'Miley' is a realistic doll. It is not inflatable but made overseas somewhere by artists who study photographs.

That's all we have. One of these may be true but the others are.....OK, now we have a young man saying that the figure is HIM. That he looks just like Miley without the boobs and hooha. This is Chester Ingraham for "The West Coast Post".

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