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Tuesday, 19 July 2005

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Minnie Mouse Mischief

In a bazaar "routine gone bad" at Orlando's Walt Disney World theme park, star attraction Minnie Mouse had a rather unexpected "coming out" at a daily performance on the main fairway.

Dubbed a costume malfunction by her handlers, Minnie was in the midst of a rather energetic spin move, part of her choreographed dance program, when, all of a sudden, centrifugal force wrenched the bodice of her polka-dot costume from its seams.

And, lo and behold, to kids and adults alike, it became momentarily obvious that the randy rodent has recently undergone a mammary makeover. Though only those in near proximity to the "embellished" entertainer were privy to the anatomical accoutrements, the giggles of little children were drowned out only by the greedy gasps of the adolescent and adult males in the crowd.

One frequent visitor to Fantasyland was overheard exclaiming, "I wondered why Mickey seemed to have a bit more of a gleam in his eye lately." And a pigtailed pixie shyly whispered to her envious mom, "Can I have some of those?!"

When asked if he was abreast of Minnie's pectoral protrusions, Goofy could only blush and say, "Gorsh!"

Once she realized her booby booboo, Minnie quickly covered back up, but not before arching her back to accentuate her audacious augmentations.

Snow White tries to keep the whole scene in perspective. "We all know Minnie is bucking for a big salary increase. It's clear now that there's no limit to what she will do to get a riseĀ….er, a raise out of management. You wouldn't ever catch me doing that sort of thing." However, the pristine priss refused to comment on questions about her sleeping arrangements at the house of the Seven Dwarves.

Disney spokesperson Bambi Sweetspot denied that the Minnie's mishap was a publicity stunt. Rumors have abounded since Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Halftime Show stopper that Minnie is insanely jealous of the raucous rocker. "Minnie is a professional, and she relies on her appeal to children. She has never needed to create a false impression to impress. But I do think the "New Minnie" ain't half bad, you know?!"

Minnie Mouse has refused interviews since her "expose'," leaving the press to suspect there may be other things about her appearance that would not stand up under scrutiny. The latest mystery surrounds her wardrobe, which has a decided flare for the fecund.

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