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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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It was just released this morning by some bad photography that it was Justin Bieber on a beach recently that was the target of a couple of bullies who grabbed his swimming trunks and pulled them down just as he was getting ready to go into the water.

"I guess I was the only one there to take some pics but I didn't recognize him at first", stated Leslie Siemens. Siemens and her friend Alice Franklin were able to talk to us and didn't mind us using their names.

"Finally Alice said 'That's Justin Bieber' and I thought she was putting me on but when I looked it really WAS Justin Bieber. I guess he had sneaked away from some people that were supposed to keep an eye on him and was just standing out there by the water letting the waves crash onto his feet."

Apparently the girls just watched for awhile and then Alice reminded Leslie that she had a camera.

"It had sand all over it. I got nervous and dropped it. And when I looked up these two big guys came by and suddenly one ran over and pulled down Justin's trunks. Boy were they surprised. Justin has a WHOPPER!!!"

Here both ladies broke up into laughter.

"Then a group of young ladies spotted him and saw who he was. There was this great rush and the two bullies got ran down...not on purpose..it was teenage girls and their parents charging after them."

And Justin?

"The last we saw of him he had swam out into the ocean and in awhile some of his people came by and got him."

"Justin and the group were all laughing as they went back toward the Hotel. We couldn't see him but we heard the laughter."

This is short-peckered, balding, 61-year-old Tooter Day for the West Coast Post.

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